Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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