Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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