I looked at my own cervix.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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