She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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