hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
