I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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