sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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