He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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