If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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