she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
