Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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