It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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