You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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