What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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