We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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