Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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