I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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