Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
3pm strippers are depressing
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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