I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
dude i'm inner monologue high
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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