Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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