They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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