What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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