you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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