dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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