Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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