I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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