Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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