The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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