Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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