After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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