physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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