What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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