If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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