I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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