Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So much Jack, so little girl.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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