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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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