so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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