Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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