That's intense
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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