This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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