How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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