I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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