How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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