we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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