sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Actions speak louder than pants.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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