I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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