It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
