how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up under a house in Key West
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