Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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