Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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