K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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