Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
