my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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